King’s Ransom is a bold men’s tallow soap with citrus, spice, and smoked woods. A moisturizing 4 oz cold-process bar crafted for men who want a rich lather, strong scent, and premium grooming experience.

King's Ransom is your ticket to smelling like you run boardrooms and battlegrounds—even if the closest you’ve come to royalty is binge-watching medieval shows. This men’s soap is bold, smooth, and packed with a fragrance that feels “high-end cologne,” minus the high-end price tag. scent opens with bright citrus, moves into subtle masculine spice, and settles into smoky woods. It’s clean, modern, confident, and built for guys who want to smell expensive without acting like it.

WHY MEN CHOOSE KING’S RANSOM

Luxury Citrus + Smoked Woods Scent
A bold blend of crisp fruits, warm spice, and woodsy swagger. Translation: people will definitely sniff you.

Tallow + Mango Butter + Coconut Milk Formula
This combo delivers shaving-cream-level smoothness, rich hydration, and a bar that feels premium every time you lather.

Coconut Milk Lather
So thick and rich it might attract tax auditors.

Cold Process Craftsmanship
Cold processing preserves natural oils for a longer-lasting bar, smoother feel, and better scent retention.

Earthy Green with Blue Swirls
A hand-poured design fit for a king. Clear soap is for basic people.

Bigger 4 oz Bar
Because royalty doesn’t wash with hotel soap slivers.

BEST FOR GUYS WHO

• Want a luxury scent without luxury attitude

• Think “grooming routine” means grabbing whatever’s in the shower

• Need a soap that works as hard as they pretend to

INGREDIENTS
Beef Tallow, Coconut Oil, Mango Butter, Cocoa Butter, Olive Oil, Castor Oil, Coconut Milk, Distilled Water, Sodium Hydroxide (Lye), Fragrance and Essential Oil Blend (Citrus, Smoked Woods, Masculine Spice), Mica Colorants.

No chemicals. No glitter. No nonsense.

WARNING
Side effects may include:

• Strangers asking what cologne you’re wearing (it’s soap, bro)

• Sudden desire to stand with better posture

• Your ex accidentally texting you “Hey…”

• Believing you might actually deserve a crown