KING’S RANSOM
Smells like a crown... costs like a pawn shop
$20.00$12.99
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KING’S RANSOM (4 oz) is your ticket to smelling like you run boardrooms and battlegrounds—even if the closest you’ve come to royalty is binge-watching medieval dramas. Bigger, bolder, and still cheaper than a fancy cologne splurge, this bar boasts a scent that screams “modern gentleman” without actually screaming it.
Why You’ll Feel Like Royalty:
✔ Tallow + Mango Butter = shaving-cream-level smoothness (without the overpriced can)
✔ Coconut milk lather so rich, it might attract tax auditors
✔ Earthy green color—because clear soap is for basic people
✔ Bold citrus & smoked woods fragrance—a mix of crisp fruits, subtle spice, and woodsy swagger (translation: people will sniff you)
✔ Bigger 4 oz bar—because kings deserve more than hotel-sized soap slivers
Best For Guys Who:
✓ Think “grooming routine” means grabbing whatever’s in the hotel shower
✓ Want to smell expensive without acting like it
✓ Appreciate a soap that works as hard as they pretend to
Warning: Side effects may include:
Strangers asking what cologne you’re wearing (it’s soap, bro)
Sudden urges to stand with better posture
Your ex “accidentally” texting you “Hey…”
Ingredients:
Tallow (old-school cool), coconut oil, cocoa butter, olive oil, mango butter, castor oil, and our top-secret “Crown Jewel” essential and fragrance oil blend—featuring crisp citrus, smoky woods, and masculine spice.