OLD MONEY
The soap for men whose trust fund is imaginary, but whose scent game is legit
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A "certain blue fragrance" for men who’ll never own a yacht but deserve to smell like they just stepped off one.
Top Notes: Bergamot, lemon peel (the kind you’d find in a $20 cocktail)
Heart Notes: Salty amber, ginger (aka "rich people spices")
Base Notes: Sandalwood, musk (the silent confidence of a guy who might own a vineyard)
Why This Bar is a Flex:
✔ Tallow + Mango Butter Lather – Slicker than a Wall Street broker’s handshake
✔ Champagne Pink & blue Swirls – For when clear soap screams "college dorm"
✔ Cologne-Worthy Scent – Lasts longer than your last LinkedIn hustle
✔ Hand-Poured – Because machines don’t understand old-world corruption
WARNING:
May cause imposter syndrome (in a good way)
Side effects include strangers asking, "Wait, you made this?"
Ingredients:
Tallow (your skin’s silent investor), coconut oil, mango butter, castor oil, and our "Portside Privilege" fragrance oil (0% actual yachts were used)