THUNDERSTRUCK AQUA
Smells like the storm that drowned your ex’s dreams.
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This ain’t your basic "ocean breeze" BS. Thunderstruck Aqua is a cold-processed middle finger to boring men’s soap, with:
✔ After the Rain Fragrance – Like pavement post-downpour, minus the gasoline notes
✔ Tallow + Shea Butter – Lather so slick, it could convince your boss you’re "working remote"
✔ Aqua Blue with White Speckles – Like a glacier melted in your gym bag (in a good way)
✔ Chonky Cut (~3.25oz–3.78oz) – Because real men don’t measure soap in grams
Ingredients:
Tallow (old-school cool), coconut oil (the fun uncle), shea butter (your skin’s bouncer), and our "Should’ve Seen It Coming" fragrance oil.
WARNING:
Side effects include:
Strangers sniffing you like a weirdo
Sudden urges to cliff-dive
Your old soap filing for divorce